Tumblr (3.0; @iscoff)http://iscoff.tumblr.com/<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/iscoff/12339719203/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_12339719203" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Jumped out of the shower and into my computer chair to tell you a very valuable martial arts secret that will PREVENT YOU FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT BY AN OPPONENT. EVER.</p> <p>Edit: Hm…audio is out of sync after upload. Kind of like a dubbed martial arts movie! I guess this works.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/12339719203http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/12339719203Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:40:00 -0400martial artsknock outtechniquei'm gross<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/iscoff/7314574660/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_7314574660" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Check out my new ride, yo</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/7314574660http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/7314574660Wed, 06 Jul 2011 16:48:48 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bjgCnpP2HWQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This pretty much sums up why I’m a stupid jerk atheist…<strong>in musical form!</strong></p> <p>( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgCnpP2HWQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=290s if you can’t wait for music to start and like watching things without setup because you’re an impatient butthole)</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/6160684609http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/6160684609Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:39:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5m5c4hYN1qcugfio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have an advanced martial arts training program that some people have called “idiotic” and “very unsafe” and “a good source of potassium.”</p> <p>To give you an idea of how hardcore this is, I’m listening to “Jingle Dogs: Christmas Unleashed” while I perform my katas. </p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/5460236109http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/5460236109Fri, 13 May 2011 17:53:36 -0400gpoy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh032tUUCF1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Close your eyes, child. This will all be over soon. Hush now.”</p> <p>via <a href="http://duckbar.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/24/24608a36c0b671ee4abf8bf32f162d6f1758bd3c.jpg">duckbar.mirror.waffleimages.com</a></p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3438123338http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3438123338Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:59:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh014r4vp11qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://carnivore.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/2e/2e3e4fe6b2ceb334d3d773bd5f884f831b6cb7cd.jpg">carnivore.mirror.waffleimages.com</a></p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437354449http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437354449Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:17:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh012fscjj1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/7jO9F.jpg">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437329252http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437329252Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:15:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh011qN1fA1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/bW33p.jpg">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437320829http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3437320829Mon, 21 Feb 2011 22:15:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgy8w0uNVq1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This might help some people get over their fear of clowns. Or worsen it. Whatever.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3417411440http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3417411440Sun, 20 Feb 2011 23:09:28 -0500<p>The sound of a scream and a nurse holding a flaming crucifix. I can see tears on linoleum and shattered glass.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3397013583http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/3397013583Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:22:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lck6evg23Q1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Internet sometimes makes something special.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1704787150http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1704787150Sat, 27 Nov 2010 14:35:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9fqdrmIFO1qcugfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1202118357http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1202118357Mon, 27 Sep 2010 22:17:51 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IDAr48u3BB0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1159701282http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1159701282Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:52:30 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GnuCLybYO_w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1107431791http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/1107431791Sun, 12 Sep 2010 01:35:55 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e1IxOS4VzKM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/978527707http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/978527707Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:56:49 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LcqFztb2QnA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/871932627http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/871932627Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:56:41 -0400<a href="http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/67284/">James Franco! JAMES FRANCO!</a>: <p>This is an excellent profile piece, and makes me wonder if James Franco is the SMARTEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET. Seriously, I think this might be the modern day Ender’s Game. Set in the past. Whatever.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/870993928http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/870993928Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:04:47 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AUzUGbWBOe8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/838432427http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/838432427Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:23:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ptdccuSm1qcugfio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/824558950http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/824558950Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:44:00 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/12112529" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I miss Japan.</p>http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/824516436http://iscoff.tumblr.com/post/824516436Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:29:26 -0400