November 2011
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Jumped out of the shower and into my computer chair to tell you a very valuable martial arts secret that will PREVENT YOU FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT BY AN OPPONENT. EVER.
Edit: Hm…audio is out of sync after upload. Kind of like a dubbed martial arts movie! I guess this works.
July 2011
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Check out my new ride, yo
June 2011
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May 2011
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February 2011
6 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
November 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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July 2010
6 posts
James Franco! JAMES FRANCO! →
This is an excellent profile piece, and makes me wonder if James Franco is the SMARTEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET. Seriously, I think this might be the modern day Ender’s Game. Set in the past. Whatever.
The Terrifying World of Children →
June 2010
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1Password rocks my Passworld →
You might look at this program and say “Why the hell would I pay $39.95 for a password manager?” and I would have agreed with you until I used it. (I managed to get it for half price, but hey.)
I can no longer exist without this program on my Mac. It’s the besterest.
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Words With Friends →
Kind of a stupid name, but it’s basically Scrabulous (or LEXULOUS, if you prefer) for your iPhone. Ads can be annoying, but it’s $2.99 to kill ‘em.
(I’m iscoff in the game!)
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TODAY I CREATED A TUMBLR AND THEN WROTE ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A DICK