Jumped out of the shower and into my computer chair to tell you a very valuable martial arts secret that will PREVENT YOU FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT BY AN OPPONENT. EVER. Edit: Hm…audio is out of sync after upload. Kind of like a dubbed martial arts movie! I guess this works.
Check out my new ride, yo
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James Franco! JAMES FRANCO! →
This is an excellent profile piece, and makes me wonder if James Franco is the SMARTEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET. Seriously, I think this might be the modern day Ender’s Game. Set in the past. Whatever.
The Terrifying World of Children →
1Password rocks my Passworld →
You might look at this program and say “Why the hell would I pay $39.95 for a password manager?” and I would have agreed with you until I used it. (I managed to get it for half price, but hey.) I can no longer exist without this program on my Mac. It’s the besterest.
Words With Friends →
Kind of a stupid name, but it’s basically Scrabulous (or LEXULOUS, if you prefer) for your iPhone. Ads can be annoying, but it’s $2.99 to kill ‘em. (I’m iscoff in the game!)
TODAY I CREATED A TUMBLR AND THEN WROTE ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A DICK