Jumped out of the shower and into my computer chair to tell you a very valuable martial arts secret that will PREVENT YOU FROM BEING KNOCKED OUT BY AN OPPONENT. EVER.
Edit: Hm…audio is out of sync after upload. Kind of like a dubbed martial arts movie! I guess this works.
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This pretty much sums up why I’m a stupid jerk atheist…in musical form!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgCnpP2HWQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=290s if you can’t wait for music to start and like watching things without setup because you’re an impatient butthole)
I have an advanced martial arts training program that some people have called “idiotic” and “very unsafe” and “a good source of potassium.”
To give you an idea of how hardcore this is, I’m listening to “Jingle Dogs: Christmas Unleashed” while I perform my katas.
“Close your eyes, child. This will all be over soon. Hush now.”
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This might help some people get over their fear of clowns. Or worsen it. Whatever.
The sound of a scream and a nurse holding a flaming crucifix. I can see tears on linoleum and shattered glass.
